THE H/D KINKMEME
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hp_kinkmemes This is an ANONYMOUS kink meme. Feel free to fill kinks un-anonymously, but generally, this is anon.
- kink means kink! Let's keep the ratings at R and above. ;D
- IP logging is off, anon is on.
- ONE request per comment.
- for simplicity's sake, put a summary of your request in the title field (request: threesome, bondage, delayed gratification would work perfectly), more details can be provided in the comment.
- post as many comments as you want.
- even if a request has been filled, it doesn't mean it can't be filled twice! thrice!
- please keep all characters 17+ of age. See this post for our under-age policy.
- Harry and Draco are allowed to have playmates (threesomes! orgies! Anything goes!) but please keep them as the main pairing in your fills.
- keep it civil! offensive, flaming and rude comments will be deleted.
ETA 9/10: OKAY PEOPLE. LOOK AT THIS. PLEASE. IT MAKES THE MODS' LIVES MUCH EASIER.
Fills:
- Post them as replies to replies to replies to the request comment. That means: If your fill is too long to fit into one comment and you must split them into two or more, then you should post the second comment as a reply to your first comment, like this, as opposed to this. By keeping the fills as replies to replies, we can bookmark the individual fill-threads. Thank you!
Multiple fills to the same request that aren't posted like this ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS to save on delicious because delicious only allows you to save a link ONCE. When you post your fills IN THE BAD WAY, we are forced to link to the request comment in order to get the entire fill saved, this means ALL THE COMMENTS to the request will be there, NOT JUST THE FILLS ALONE, so readers have to wade through piles of "I second this!" or author-op conversations or whatever else there would be, before they'd get to the fill. And the second one. And did we mention the difficulty in saving the fills on delicious? WE ARE BEGGING YOU, PLEASE ADHERE TO THIS RULE AND HELP US KEEP THINGS SIMPLE. Thank you.
- Please put in a warning for the major triggery things! (Specially if your fill includes triggers not prompted by the request.)
Art fills:
- do not use HTML-tags. Leave the link to your art in the comment without html tags or LJ will fuck it up for you due to anon commenting. If you choose to comment un-anonymously you can ignore this.
How to comment anonymously (link opens in new tab).
HAVE FUN :D
Off-topic discussion post can be found here.
AS PER REQUEST: The link to the meme in flat view, the link to the delicious archive for H/D kink fills (also found in the sidebar of this journal) and how to track a post or comment, which is particularly useful when posting anon.
- kink means kink! Let's keep the ratings at R and above. ;D
- IP logging is off, anon is on.
- ONE request per comment.
- for simplicity's sake, put a summary of your request in the title field (request: threesome, bondage, delayed gratification would work perfectly), more details can be provided in the comment.
- post as many comments as you want.
- even if a request has been filled, it doesn't mean it can't be filled twice! thrice!
- please keep all characters 17+ of age. See this post for our under-age policy.
- Harry and Draco are allowed to have playmates (threesomes! orgies! Anything goes!) but please keep them as the main pairing in your fills.
- keep it civil! offensive, flaming and rude comments will be deleted.
ETA 9/10: OKAY PEOPLE. LOOK AT THIS. PLEASE. IT MAKES THE MODS' LIVES MUCH EASIER.
Fills:
- Post them as replies to replies to replies to the request comment. That means: If your fill is too long to fit into one comment and you must split them into two or more, then you should post the second comment as a reply to your first comment, like this, as opposed to this. By keeping the fills as replies to replies, we can bookmark the individual fill-threads. Thank you!
Multiple fills to the same request that aren't posted like this ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS to save on delicious because delicious only allows you to save a link ONCE. When you post your fills IN THE BAD WAY, we are forced to link to the request comment in order to get the entire fill saved, this means ALL THE COMMENTS to the request will be there, NOT JUST THE FILLS ALONE, so readers have to wade through piles of "I second this!" or author-op conversations or whatever else there would be, before they'd get to the fill. And the second one. And did we mention the difficulty in saving the fills on delicious? WE ARE BEGGING YOU, PLEASE ADHERE TO THIS RULE AND HELP US KEEP THINGS SIMPLE. Thank you.
- Please put in a warning for the major triggery things! (Specially if your fill includes triggers not prompted by the request.)
Art fills:
- do not use HTML-tags. Leave the link to your art in the comment without html tags or LJ will fuck it up for you due to anon commenting. If you choose to comment un-anonymously you can ignore this.
How to comment anonymously (link opens in new tab).
HAVE FUN :D
Off-topic discussion post can be found here.
AS PER REQUEST: The link to the meme in flat view, the link to the delicious archive for H/D kink fills (also found in the sidebar of this journal) and how to track a post or comment, which is particularly useful when posting anon.
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Re: Exhibitionism/public sex.
Date: 2011-10-02 02:46 pm (UTC)Draco snorted, shivering under his lover’s hands.
“Humph!” he sniffed. “That’s all very well and I should bloody well hope so, Potter! ‘Cause there’s no fucking way in Hades I’m ever—ever—doing this again! No. Way. In Hades. Wanker.”
He scowled. The Weaselbee just couldn’t seem to shut up—the Know-It-All was worse, what with her excitable giggling.
“Oh…lover,” his lover coaxed. “It was all for a good cause, admit it. Now we can wherever we want, sit with one another whenever—even go to Hogsmeade together come Saturday, if we care to—and they won’t dare say a word against it. Or you, Draco. Most importantly.”
Draco sneered, his eyes finding the evil awful image of Granger and Weaselbee, pumping and jumping, ruining the cushions on their own damned sofa. It galled him no end, having to see.
“Right—if you say so, Potter,” he allowed, very reluctantly, wrenching his permanently scarred eyeballs away gratefully. So very red, the Weasel was—part of Draco’s mind wondered if he might just burst. “Now…a bath, please? Or at least a decent Scourgify? I have to leave this place before I sick up!”
Harry nuzzled him, cuddling into Draco’s taller form like a puppy, his gorgeous green eyes closing in delight.
“Mine, right? Very much mine, aren’t you, Draco? All mine.”
Draco blushed, something he tried to do very seldom, as it was such a giveaway…but for Harry, well. Well.
“Shut up, Foureyes. Yes, yours, git,” he admitted hastily. “Obviously—not that you need to make so much of it. Come along, then—I’m a frigging mess, Harry, and it’s all your fault. I want to be clean again, if that’s not too much to ask.”
“Ummm,” his lover only squirmed closer—the weasel and his bloody know-it-all Witch of a main squeeze choose that exact moment to cum, naturally, shrieking ‘Ah! Ah! AHHHH!’ --I do so love you—“
Which was soppy as all get out, but gratefully accepted, all the same.
“Oh!” Draco blushed darker yet, cursing himself, and forcibly spinning them ‘round so h wouldn’t be forced to witness any more horrendously scarring Gryffindor sex. “Oh, really, Potter! Do get a grip, will you? Bloody girl! Bath time, Room—damn it, I need a tub and a loofah and at the very least a sodding screen ‘tween them and me, d’you hear me? Shut them out, Room—I beg you! Now, please! I’ve suffered enough, thanks!”
Fin
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLERSKATES
Date: 2011-10-02 02:58 pm (UTC)Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLERSKATES
Date: 2011-10-02 03:22 pm (UTC)Also, I seem to suck at being Anon. Oh, well. Screw it with a big pointy stick, yeah? I like me kinks (vanilla as they are) known. Hah!
non-anon
Date: 2011-10-02 03:30 pm (UTC)I've only been posting anon 'cause I'm a sheep, and I follow the herd.
Re: non-anon
Date: 2011-10-02 03:44 pm (UTC)Re: non-anon
Date: 2011-10-02 03:52 pm (UTC)Re: non-anon
Date: 2011-10-02 07:10 pm (UTC)So, er, non-Anon, yes. Then I rather figured if it was that difficult, I may as well come clean, shed my inhibitions and stand my ground, waving my big stripy fluffly tail.
Ahem. Yes. That's how it was. I swear.
Re: Exhibitionism/public sex.
Date: 2011-10-02 06:07 pm (UTC)*comes off Anon as well to join the round*
Re: Exhibitionism/public sex.
Date: 2011-10-02 07:24 pm (UTC)Do! The water's fine.
Re: Exhibitionism/public sex.
Date: 2011-10-02 06:20 pm (UTC)Re: Exhibitionism/public sex.
Date: 2011-10-02 07:25 pm (UTC)claps hands happily (er, paws)
Glad to hear, dear♥! Very glad. Cheers on this bloody rainy dull Sunday! T